Former Katrina Nova Hired, Fountain Installation Imminent
Oct 27, 2016 15:38:22 GMT -5
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Post by emperobpalpaten on Oct 27, 2016 15:38:22 GMT -5
Rumor is that another former "star?" is in final negotiations with Talon Wilkinson and the rest of the Code Red Wrestling management. However, this is a very special deal the group brokering the deal is none other than the Logo Network. You see, in the years following the closure of CRW and the Underarmor Arena, the remnants of the group known as Perfect 10 didn't continue on in the wrestling business afterwards. Their agent and manager, Harry Hanson, hosted three great seasons of "The Rant" where he would pit internet trolls against each other to see who could bitch and moan loud enough to the point where they would become a cultural icon. As you know, Hanson has since left the show and is neck and neck against Martha Stewart in the race to become United States President. Meanwhile, his current wife, former home wrecker, and past client, Alexis Prodigy was most recently on this current season of Real Life Mistresses of Pseudo Celebrities. She is now recording an album with Wyclef Jean.
But most notable to this article was what one Miss Katrina Nova turned into. Like her peers, she also broke into reality stardom on her own show "My Perfect Life" where cameras followed her around on her daily life. Her show aired on the logo network and appealed to young women, gay young men, and even mothers of teens who liked her message of abstinence. Oddly enough, people LOVE watching someone who is so self-absorbed that they are deluded these days. However, ratings had started to decline and her producers though that NOW was the perfect time for her to return to in ring action so they can document all of her tribulations during this time. The Logo Network has informed CRW and the staffing of the Underarmor arena of her imminent signing and are covering all costs for whatever she needs for her entrance. Plumbing on the stage is being worked on as we speak. However, there is doubt that Katrina will be wrestling under her original name as she has said that there is a point she wants to prove to CRW employees past and present: anything you can do, she can do better. You think that you are greatest, she can think she is even greater. You do mental gymnastics to hear only what you want to hear, she plays cerebral fubtball with herself to justify every heinous action she does. You think you are the future? A lot of people think that. You think you are Prime Time? Well, she currently has a show airing on cable, thus she has already one upped you by being THE FUTURE OF PRIME TIME! Will it pay off? Why is she changing her last name? Tune in on November 20th to find out!
But most notable to this article was what one Miss Katrina Nova turned into. Like her peers, she also broke into reality stardom on her own show "My Perfect Life" where cameras followed her around on her daily life. Her show aired on the logo network and appealed to young women, gay young men, and even mothers of teens who liked her message of abstinence. Oddly enough, people LOVE watching someone who is so self-absorbed that they are deluded these days. However, ratings had started to decline and her producers though that NOW was the perfect time for her to return to in ring action so they can document all of her tribulations during this time. The Logo Network has informed CRW and the staffing of the Underarmor arena of her imminent signing and are covering all costs for whatever she needs for her entrance. Plumbing on the stage is being worked on as we speak. However, there is doubt that Katrina will be wrestling under her original name as she has said that there is a point she wants to prove to CRW employees past and present: anything you can do, she can do better. You think that you are greatest, she can think she is even greater. You do mental gymnastics to hear only what you want to hear, she plays cerebral fubtball with herself to justify every heinous action she does. You think you are the future? A lot of people think that. You think you are Prime Time? Well, she currently has a show airing on cable, thus she has already one upped you by being THE FUTURE OF PRIME TIME! Will it pay off? Why is she changing her last name? Tune in on November 20th to find out!