Post by Talon Wilkinson on Apr 20, 2012 0:45:51 GMT -5
April 20, 2012
Code Red Wrestling inc and Mountain Dew present…
CRW Friday Night Face Off! On ESPN.
Live from the Under Armour Arena in Bronx, New York!
“ESPN: the World Wide Leader in Sports”
“…The following program is rated TV-MA LSV and may contain adult situations, strong language, Sexual Content, and Violence. Viewers Discretion is advised.”
…Presented in High Definition were available…
(Earlier in the evening)
Gravedigger and Colt Richards are walking down a backstage hallway when they pass a TV. It is showing political coverage, and they are currently talking about Lou Manson's Congressional race.
(Colt): Guy's got charisma. I'll give him that. Backstabbing son of a bitch, though.
(Gravedigger): Didn't you do the same to your mentor in your other job?
(Colt): Yeah...... but that was..... uh.... different. He was holding me back. Lou was trying to hold you back.
(Gravedigger): Nice save on that one.
(Colt): Thanks. So you think he has a shot?
(Gravedigger): I guess so. The reporter just said that he's still up 5 points. Lou really could be going to Washington in the fall.
(Colt): Damn. Didn't see that coming. But he can't be any worse than the idiots down there now.
(Gravedigger): True.
As they are talking, Jasmine Locklear approaches.
(Jasmine): Hey guys. Can I get an interview?
(Gravedigger): I have to get ready, but Colt can talk.
(Jasmine): Great. Colt.... what do you think of CRW so far?
(Colt): It's an impressive operation. Production values are high quality, and the talent level among the roster is strong.
(Jasmine): Anyone in particular that impresses you?
(Colt): Dredge, obviously. But Diego, Eddie, Lucas Payne, Zent, there are alot of guys on this roster I could talk about. CRW is off to a strong start as a company, and with the talent here it will only get better.
(Jasmine): Does that include you?
(Colt): Well, as many people know I'm still under contract to my old company. We are shutting down, and the final show is this month. So after that I can consider the possibility of an in-ring role for me. But what I'm here for, primarily, is to train my friend and help him achieve his goals.
(Jasmine): And you could be bringing a World Title belt with you.
(Colt): True. I am currently the ICW World Heavyweight Champion. A couple more wins and I leave as the final Champ. It would actually be the second time I leave a closing company as World Champion.
(Jasmine): Isn't that what got you the nickname I've heard here backstage?
(Colt): Do you mean the "company killer"
(Jasmine): Yeah, that one.
(Colt): Well Jasmine, it isn't my fault if two different companies couldn't run the business end well enough to keep the doors open. Or give me enough of a challenge to stop me from winning these titles. All I can do is move on and continue to prove to the world I am what I say I am.
(Jasmine): And what's that?
(Colt): The best wrestler on the planet.
(Jasmine): That's a strong claim. Here in CRW Michael Dredge has a claim to that title.
(Colt): Yeah, he does. If I have to prove myself in the ring, I'll do it. No problem. I'm not looking for preferential treatment in CRW. If I have to start at the bottom and work my way up, so be it. I'll get the job done.
(Jasmine): I noticed that when you were talking about talented people on the roster earlier you didn't mention Justice Legal, a man you competed with in that other company...
(Colt): Correct.
(Jasmine): So you don't consider him a top talent in CRW?
(Colt): Why should I? He was kicked out of the company I am with now, after losing to a guy who is just a step above a jobber. I am their World Heavyweight Champion. Justice Legal is not in my league. Not in Gravedigger's either, which is why he should stay away from the big man tonight....
As Colt is talking, Justice Legal approaches, dressed in a custom suit. He has an angry look on his face, and stands right in front of Colt. The two men stare at each other until Colt smiles at Legal, and lets out a laugh. Gravedigger then approaches from behind Colt, and Legal backs off, leaving the area. Colt notices Gravedigger behind him and speaks.
(Colt): I had that under control. I can handle that little b*tch.
(Gravedigger): I know you can. But remember.... you're not allowed to be involved in any physical contact here in CRW right now. You could get sued for breach of contract over there...
(Colt): I know. I just want to punch that jackass square in the mouth.
(Gravedigger): That makes two of us. I've got the DVD player ready to go. Let's do some scouting.
Gravedigger and Colt leave the area as Jasmine smiles and sends it back to Eli and Kelly.
(LIVE)
The camera cuts to a nameplate backstage that reads ‘BUDDY ZENT’. The crowd pop from inside the arena as the camera zooms out, revealing his locker room door. It’s slightly open, with the light on. The camera man walks in but no Buddy Zent, instead, the sound of water splashing from the bathroom.
(Buddy Zent): “OH JASMINE!”
The camera locks in on the closed bathroom door as the shower continues to run.
(Buddy Zent): “YES! YES! YES! YES!
(Buddy Zent): “JASMINE! JASMINE! OH! YES! OH! YES!
(Buddy Zent): “THERE IT IS! OH! YEAH! THERE IT IS BABY! OHHH JASMINE! GIVE IT TO ME! YES!”
The shower stops, and footsteps are heard. As the bathroom door opens, steam blows out, followed by Buddy Zent, holding a bottle of shampoo.
(Buddy Zent): “This natural jasmine shampoo is delicious!!”
Zent takes a huge breath in, circling his hands under his nostrils.
(Buddy Zent): “Mmmm...INTENSE!”
Zent is wearing just a towel, his hair slicked back, freshly washed from his specially imported shampoo. He holds up the shampoo and looks at the camera.
(Buddy Zent): “Infused with natural extracts of Jasmine and Vitamin E, this shampoo creates a luxurious moisturizing lather to prepare and tame hair for maximum pre-styled frizz control.
(Buddy Zent): “And the Main Event has ALOT of time, for maximum pre-styled frizz control!”
He looks at the shampoo and smiles, “delicious!” he says to himself before placing it on the table.
(Buddy Zent): “But do you know what the Main Event HASN’T got a lot of time for?! I’ll tell you! The Main Event hasn’t got a lot of time for freakin’ ninny hammers like Jasmine Lee acting like she doesn’t even know Prince Delicious!
The inside of the arena roars as Buddy Zent shows his disgust for her lack of respect.
(Buddy Zent): “You want to pretend like nothing happened between us?! Well TOO BAD! Because The Main Event has all the proof he needs!”
Zent moves over to his locker, where he reaches inside and pulls out a hot pink G-string. He dangles it with his finger and thump, admiring it with a smile.
(Buddy Zent): “THIS! Is Jasmine Lee’s G-string that I personally removed with my gleaming teeth just a few nights ago!”
He stops dangling it and holds it in both hands, searching for the label.
(Buddy Zent): “Don’t believe me?!”
He finds the label, and shows it to the camera.
(Buddy Zent): “MADE IN KOREA!”
The arena roars again as Zent starts to get intense. He takes a huge whiff of the underwear and throws it to the side, moving closer towards the camera.
(Buddy Zent): “Damn! You freakin’ stink Jasmine! You nearly stink as much as Tampon Wilkinson! And I’ll tell you Jasmine, Tampon Wilkinson FREAKIN’ STINKS!
Zent scrunches his nose up, shaking his head trying to clear his nostrils.
(Buddy Zent): “Had a good week in Michael Dredge’s ass Tampon? Is that where you’ve been hiding all week? No doubt he’ll squeeze you out just before my match so you can try and screw me over again!”
(Buddy Zent): “Do what you want Tampon, I don’t care if you’re the owner of this company, you freakin’ ninny hammer! I’m the freakin’ Main Event! I don’t need you! You need me! Can’t you see? I’m the honey and you’re the freakin’ bumble bee!”
(Buddy Zent): “You need me Tampon, you know it’s true! I know you do! Even Jasmine Lee knows it too! So what ya’ gonna do? Wait until Michael Dredge goes to the loo, and then PEEK a freakin’ BOO?!
(Buddy Zent): “Man up Tampon! Talk to me like a man! Don’t freakin’ screw me over when I’m entertaining the fans!”
(Buddy Zent): “Two weeks ago, when you ruined the Buddy Zent show, they wern’t happy, oh, no, no, no, when Chris Mosh pinned me the ratings hit an all-time low!”
(Buddy Zent): “So, boss, if you’re thinking of doing the same again tonight, then I’d re-think! But I’m assuming you won’t as YOU FREAKIN’ STINK!”
The arena roar as Buddy Zent gets super intense. His nostrils flare while his chest pumps, staring straight down the lens of the camera.
(Buddy Zent): “So I’ll guess I’ll see you out there Tampon, but don’t worry boss, I won’t be waiting for you in worriment..”
(Buddy Zent): “Oh no Tampon! I’ll be confident! For the one reason that you resent!
(Buddy Zent): “Oh yes Tampon! You’ve heard it before, and you’ll hear it again!
(Buddy Zent): “Because my name IS! Buddy Zent! And I am THE! MAIN EVENT!!”
The crowd roar from Zent’s catchphrase as the camera cuts to the main intro.
“Injection” by Rise Against begins to play as pyro reigns down from the UA-Tron and the Face Off opening video plays. The fans are going wild in the UA Arena as the camera pans the crowd allowing the fans to show off their signs, some of them reading things like: “Im Mosh’s opponent”, “Jasmine + Zent = Delicious”, “Prince D: Objects in mirror closer than they appear”, “Bring the Payne!”, “Legal = Sell Out”, and “Action Figure Therapy”
The cameras cut over to Eli and Kelly at Ringside as we get the show under way!
(Eli): Hello everyone and welcome to Friday Night Face Off live here on ESPN! With me as always, is the lovely but misguided Kelly Reyes!
(Kelly): Misguided in your eyes, Eli, but hello everyone, tonight we have an amazing show for you! Tonight, with the exception of one match, is all about Tag Team Wrestling! We have two great tag team matches as well as a six man tag team match with each match having a last minute stipulation added to really add to the chaos!
(Eli): …Tag Team wrestling is a lost art in many companies in the industry these days, so to see that Talon put this night into affect really brings a smile to my face. Some of the best in the history of the business started out getting their feet wet on the tag team circuit, because it helps you learn, work with partner, and find your groove.
(Kelly): Rumor has it, Talon has something special in place tonight for a few of the matches, one of which has all of America buzzing… “Pretty Boy” Chris Mosh taking on an opponent of Talon’s choosing, in a match that is now putting Mosh’s “opt out” clause in jeopardy!
(Eli): Mosh has been claiming he has had relations with Talon’s younger sister Ally, and I think he has poked the bear one too many times. Tonight might not be a pretty evening for the Pretty Boy.
(Kelly): Speaking of “poking the bear” what about Buddy Zent and his critical words for our owner?
(Eli): Well Kelly, The rookie sensation, Buddy Zent has gone from opening shows to winning the TV title and I think his meteoric rise to stardom may have come too quickly because his ego, which was already huge, is now the size of something that is only comparable to the ego of our world champion, Michael Dredge.
(Kelly): He has gotten a bit full of himself no doubt, but is it wise to really call our boss “Tampon” Wilkinson?
(Eli): Rhetorical, I know… but I’ll answer. NO, it is a bad career move to get on the bad side of the boss, especially this early in your career.
(Kelly): Well folks, its time to get things underway, so…
Kelly is cut off as “Face to the Floor” by Chevelle begins to play over the PA and the fans instantly begin to boo as the owner of Code Red, Talon Wilkinson walks out onto the stage, microphone in hand.
(Kelly): Well, I guess we won’t start with a match tonight, the boss looks like he has something to say.
(Eli): It’s probably in response to what Buddy Zent had to say just moments ago. So uncalled for, especially since Talon is not kissing Dredge’s ass. He has not really done anything for the champ since Gravedigger left their alliance. So I think Zent’s comments have not only been out of place, but inaccurate.
Talon makes his way to the ring, clad in a black custom tailored suit accented with a striking purple tie. The fans continue to harass the boss as he stands in the center of the ring, a look of annoyance plastered on his face.
(Talon): Well I came out here to talk about a few things tonight, but then on my way out, I heard Buddy Zent’s little rant, and let me tell you something… I am sick and tired of that little punk running his mouth, and tonight I’m going to insure that he is put in his damn place!
The fans roar with a “Tampon” chant, which only enrages the owner even more.
(Talon): It’s fine, say whatever you like. You can scream YES, or say “WHAT” after every pause I make, or you can boo and chant “you suck” all that matters to me is that you are in the building, having paid your 35-150 dollars per ticket. You bought your right to try to egg me on, but I’m just telling you, that at the end of the day when you go back to your section 8 housing, and your food stamps, Im going back to my penthouse to drink champagne and enjoy my life.
The fans boo loudly as Talon cracks a hint of a smile.
(Talon): That’s right, you know I am right, but now back to business… It seems to me that over the past few weeks, young guys like Zent, and Chris Mosh have been working hard to get themselves in hot water, first you have Chris Mosh claiming to be sleeping with my sister.
The fans boo, as they still have a warm place in their hearts for the kinder of the Wilkinson siblings.
(Talon): Now I know for a fact that this is not true, as Ally has emphatically refuted the claims made by Mr. Mosh, in fact, she has gone on record as to deny ever being seen with him in the first place… Now I know Mosh is desperate for attention, so he probably grabbed one of the girls who looks like Ally outside waiting in line for an autograph and took her for a night on the town, and can you blame him? I mean, wouldn’t you be pissed if your boss was taking your sister home on the weekends, and taking her to Aspen during the off weeks?
A pocket of fans pops as Talon flashes a smile once again as he rolls on.
(Talon): So Chris finds himself in quite the predicament now. You see, Mr. Mosh beat Justice Legal a few matches back, and with that win, he “earned” the right to opt out of any match that involved a female competitor. Now that he has used that clause to opt out of his match against Buddy Zent and Jasmine Lee, a match that I might add, had serious implications on his status in the Television title hunt, he decided to opt out of the match and throw a temper tantrum…
The fans begin to chant “Mosh’s a P*ssy” as Talon continues on without pausing.
(Talon): So now Mosh is in a match against an opponent of my choosing, and since he decided to spout off at the mouth this week about my decision, he has now signed himself into a match that will cost him his opt out clause if he loses… and on top of that, if he loses this match tonight, he will find himself in a match with Jasmine Lee next Face Off, with a stipulation of her choosing!
The fans go wild as Talon makes the confirmatory announcement, answering questions about the rumors that have circled the past few days.
(Talon): So who is Mosh’s opponent tonight?
The fans begin to chant various names and holding up their signs for who they hope is in the match.
(Talon): ...Somebody out there said it… I heard it! …but you will all have to wait to see for yourselves, because Mosh isn’t going to find out until right before the bell rings… Now Mosh, this is all your own doing, and I hope this finally teaches you a lesson, a lesson I’ve been waiting to see someone teach you since you first stepped foot in the CRW with that silver spoon attitude. You’re about to be brought back down to the ground… Just like Mr. Zent.
The fans pop at the sound of Zent’s name.
(Talon): Buddy, you keep playing your games, but tonight you’ll see that I don’t have to “screw you” to teach you some respect, I’ve got something much better planned. I know that costing you matches will only fuel your little “intense” prince to go off on another over the top shpill from that trap you call a mouth. You’ll get all “INTENSE” on me and say I stink and I’m up Dredge’s rectum, when all you are doing is making yourself look like an overgrown pouting infant. The fact of the matter is that I do not “need” Buddy Zent, the CRW does not “need” Buddy Zent, there is not a first year rookie in the industry who is “needed” by a company. You could be the biggest flash in the pan since Bobby Lashley for all I know, so until you prove that you are a real “main eventer” why not switch to decaf and take a chill pill kiddo, or else I might have to put you down for a nap.
The fans are mixed on Talon’s words, as some of the fans seem to be supporting the owner while the others are die-hard against him.
(Talon): oh, and as for “ratings” since all of you pukes in the back like to bring them up and throw them around like you have access to such things, the segment of the program where Chris Mosh scored the upset win over Buddy Zent last week on Face Off, had the same rating as Zent’s last 3 promo TV slots. 1.7/3, and that’s mediocre gentlemen. .. Now we have a very interesting show tonight, so I am going to leave the ring and head back to my office, so enjoy tonight’s spotlight on Tag Team action…
Talon drops the mic and waves to the fans, still getting a mixed reaction as his music hits and he exits the ring.
(Eli): Wow, Talon doesn’t typically come out and address the crowd during Face Off, but he had some strong words for Mosh and Zent didn’t he?
(Kelly): just like we were just saying, its not a great idea to get on the boss’ bad side.
The camera cuts backstage where we go inside of the locker room of Jasmine Lee. She is getting ready for her match, deep in thought as she tapes her hands in preparation for her tag team match. she has so much running in her mind tonight, as she knows she needs this win. She puts on her black hood and places it over her head as she walks out of the locker room. The fans pop as the camera finds William Draconis standing outside of her locker room.… Jasmine looks up at him as she shakes her head.
(Jasmine): "I don't need this right now William. I said we will talk after the show."
Jasmine pushes passed him but she feels him grabbing her by her hand. Jasmine pulls away from him but he goes to grab her again, but he stops himself. He watches as she walks away, turning his frustrations on the door to her locker room. With one angry kick, he shoves his entire leg through the door, tearing it from the hinges.
Dragon: Fine we will talk later…
William stormed down the hall as the scene cuts back to ringside.
(Kelly): Oh, some tension going on in the locker room for Jasmine and Dragon… I wonder if this is about Zent’s rumors?
(Eli): Looks like it… but that’s not my business… Alright, lets try this again shall we? …First match of the night!
Code Red Wrestling inc and Mountain Dew present…
CRW Friday Night Face Off! On ESPN.
Live from the Under Armour Arena in Bronx, New York!
“ESPN: the World Wide Leader in Sports”
“…The following program is rated TV-MA LSV and may contain adult situations, strong language, Sexual Content, and Violence. Viewers Discretion is advised.”
…Presented in High Definition were available…
(Earlier in the evening)
Gravedigger and Colt Richards are walking down a backstage hallway when they pass a TV. It is showing political coverage, and they are currently talking about Lou Manson's Congressional race.
(Colt): Guy's got charisma. I'll give him that. Backstabbing son of a bitch, though.
(Gravedigger): Didn't you do the same to your mentor in your other job?
(Colt): Yeah...... but that was..... uh.... different. He was holding me back. Lou was trying to hold you back.
(Gravedigger): Nice save on that one.
(Colt): Thanks. So you think he has a shot?
(Gravedigger): I guess so. The reporter just said that he's still up 5 points. Lou really could be going to Washington in the fall.
(Colt): Damn. Didn't see that coming. But he can't be any worse than the idiots down there now.
(Gravedigger): True.
As they are talking, Jasmine Locklear approaches.
(Jasmine): Hey guys. Can I get an interview?
(Gravedigger): I have to get ready, but Colt can talk.
(Jasmine): Great. Colt.... what do you think of CRW so far?
(Colt): It's an impressive operation. Production values are high quality, and the talent level among the roster is strong.
(Jasmine): Anyone in particular that impresses you?
(Colt): Dredge, obviously. But Diego, Eddie, Lucas Payne, Zent, there are alot of guys on this roster I could talk about. CRW is off to a strong start as a company, and with the talent here it will only get better.
(Jasmine): Does that include you?
(Colt): Well, as many people know I'm still under contract to my old company. We are shutting down, and the final show is this month. So after that I can consider the possibility of an in-ring role for me. But what I'm here for, primarily, is to train my friend and help him achieve his goals.
(Jasmine): And you could be bringing a World Title belt with you.
(Colt): True. I am currently the ICW World Heavyweight Champion. A couple more wins and I leave as the final Champ. It would actually be the second time I leave a closing company as World Champion.
(Jasmine): Isn't that what got you the nickname I've heard here backstage?
(Colt): Do you mean the "company killer"
(Jasmine): Yeah, that one.
(Colt): Well Jasmine, it isn't my fault if two different companies couldn't run the business end well enough to keep the doors open. Or give me enough of a challenge to stop me from winning these titles. All I can do is move on and continue to prove to the world I am what I say I am.
(Jasmine): And what's that?
(Colt): The best wrestler on the planet.
(Jasmine): That's a strong claim. Here in CRW Michael Dredge has a claim to that title.
(Colt): Yeah, he does. If I have to prove myself in the ring, I'll do it. No problem. I'm not looking for preferential treatment in CRW. If I have to start at the bottom and work my way up, so be it. I'll get the job done.
(Jasmine): I noticed that when you were talking about talented people on the roster earlier you didn't mention Justice Legal, a man you competed with in that other company...
(Colt): Correct.
(Jasmine): So you don't consider him a top talent in CRW?
(Colt): Why should I? He was kicked out of the company I am with now, after losing to a guy who is just a step above a jobber. I am their World Heavyweight Champion. Justice Legal is not in my league. Not in Gravedigger's either, which is why he should stay away from the big man tonight....
As Colt is talking, Justice Legal approaches, dressed in a custom suit. He has an angry look on his face, and stands right in front of Colt. The two men stare at each other until Colt smiles at Legal, and lets out a laugh. Gravedigger then approaches from behind Colt, and Legal backs off, leaving the area. Colt notices Gravedigger behind him and speaks.
(Colt): I had that under control. I can handle that little b*tch.
(Gravedigger): I know you can. But remember.... you're not allowed to be involved in any physical contact here in CRW right now. You could get sued for breach of contract over there...
(Colt): I know. I just want to punch that jackass square in the mouth.
(Gravedigger): That makes two of us. I've got the DVD player ready to go. Let's do some scouting.
Gravedigger and Colt leave the area as Jasmine smiles and sends it back to Eli and Kelly.
(LIVE)
The camera cuts to a nameplate backstage that reads ‘BUDDY ZENT’. The crowd pop from inside the arena as the camera zooms out, revealing his locker room door. It’s slightly open, with the light on. The camera man walks in but no Buddy Zent, instead, the sound of water splashing from the bathroom.
(Buddy Zent): “OH JASMINE!”
The camera locks in on the closed bathroom door as the shower continues to run.
(Buddy Zent): “YES! YES! YES! YES!
(Buddy Zent): “JASMINE! JASMINE! OH! YES! OH! YES!
(Buddy Zent): “THERE IT IS! OH! YEAH! THERE IT IS BABY! OHHH JASMINE! GIVE IT TO ME! YES!”
The shower stops, and footsteps are heard. As the bathroom door opens, steam blows out, followed by Buddy Zent, holding a bottle of shampoo.
(Buddy Zent): “This natural jasmine shampoo is delicious!!”
Zent takes a huge breath in, circling his hands under his nostrils.
(Buddy Zent): “Mmmm...INTENSE!”
Zent is wearing just a towel, his hair slicked back, freshly washed from his specially imported shampoo. He holds up the shampoo and looks at the camera.
(Buddy Zent): “Infused with natural extracts of Jasmine and Vitamin E, this shampoo creates a luxurious moisturizing lather to prepare and tame hair for maximum pre-styled frizz control.
(Buddy Zent): “And the Main Event has ALOT of time, for maximum pre-styled frizz control!”
He looks at the shampoo and smiles, “delicious!” he says to himself before placing it on the table.
(Buddy Zent): “But do you know what the Main Event HASN’T got a lot of time for?! I’ll tell you! The Main Event hasn’t got a lot of time for freakin’ ninny hammers like Jasmine Lee acting like she doesn’t even know Prince Delicious!
The inside of the arena roars as Buddy Zent shows his disgust for her lack of respect.
(Buddy Zent): “You want to pretend like nothing happened between us?! Well TOO BAD! Because The Main Event has all the proof he needs!”
Zent moves over to his locker, where he reaches inside and pulls out a hot pink G-string. He dangles it with his finger and thump, admiring it with a smile.
(Buddy Zent): “THIS! Is Jasmine Lee’s G-string that I personally removed with my gleaming teeth just a few nights ago!”
He stops dangling it and holds it in both hands, searching for the label.
(Buddy Zent): “Don’t believe me?!”
He finds the label, and shows it to the camera.
(Buddy Zent): “MADE IN KOREA!”
The arena roars again as Zent starts to get intense. He takes a huge whiff of the underwear and throws it to the side, moving closer towards the camera.
(Buddy Zent): “Damn! You freakin’ stink Jasmine! You nearly stink as much as Tampon Wilkinson! And I’ll tell you Jasmine, Tampon Wilkinson FREAKIN’ STINKS!
Zent scrunches his nose up, shaking his head trying to clear his nostrils.
(Buddy Zent): “Had a good week in Michael Dredge’s ass Tampon? Is that where you’ve been hiding all week? No doubt he’ll squeeze you out just before my match so you can try and screw me over again!”
(Buddy Zent): “Do what you want Tampon, I don’t care if you’re the owner of this company, you freakin’ ninny hammer! I’m the freakin’ Main Event! I don’t need you! You need me! Can’t you see? I’m the honey and you’re the freakin’ bumble bee!”
(Buddy Zent): “You need me Tampon, you know it’s true! I know you do! Even Jasmine Lee knows it too! So what ya’ gonna do? Wait until Michael Dredge goes to the loo, and then PEEK a freakin’ BOO?!
(Buddy Zent): “Man up Tampon! Talk to me like a man! Don’t freakin’ screw me over when I’m entertaining the fans!”
(Buddy Zent): “Two weeks ago, when you ruined the Buddy Zent show, they wern’t happy, oh, no, no, no, when Chris Mosh pinned me the ratings hit an all-time low!”
(Buddy Zent): “So, boss, if you’re thinking of doing the same again tonight, then I’d re-think! But I’m assuming you won’t as YOU FREAKIN’ STINK!”
The arena roar as Buddy Zent gets super intense. His nostrils flare while his chest pumps, staring straight down the lens of the camera.
(Buddy Zent): “So I’ll guess I’ll see you out there Tampon, but don’t worry boss, I won’t be waiting for you in worriment..”
(Buddy Zent): “Oh no Tampon! I’ll be confident! For the one reason that you resent!
(Buddy Zent): “Oh yes Tampon! You’ve heard it before, and you’ll hear it again!
(Buddy Zent): “Because my name IS! Buddy Zent! And I am THE! MAIN EVENT!!”
The crowd roar from Zent’s catchphrase as the camera cuts to the main intro.
“Injection” by Rise Against begins to play as pyro reigns down from the UA-Tron and the Face Off opening video plays. The fans are going wild in the UA Arena as the camera pans the crowd allowing the fans to show off their signs, some of them reading things like: “Im Mosh’s opponent”, “Jasmine + Zent = Delicious”, “Prince D: Objects in mirror closer than they appear”, “Bring the Payne!”, “Legal = Sell Out”, and “Action Figure Therapy”
The cameras cut over to Eli and Kelly at Ringside as we get the show under way!
(Eli): Hello everyone and welcome to Friday Night Face Off live here on ESPN! With me as always, is the lovely but misguided Kelly Reyes!
(Kelly): Misguided in your eyes, Eli, but hello everyone, tonight we have an amazing show for you! Tonight, with the exception of one match, is all about Tag Team Wrestling! We have two great tag team matches as well as a six man tag team match with each match having a last minute stipulation added to really add to the chaos!
(Eli): …Tag Team wrestling is a lost art in many companies in the industry these days, so to see that Talon put this night into affect really brings a smile to my face. Some of the best in the history of the business started out getting their feet wet on the tag team circuit, because it helps you learn, work with partner, and find your groove.
(Kelly): Rumor has it, Talon has something special in place tonight for a few of the matches, one of which has all of America buzzing… “Pretty Boy” Chris Mosh taking on an opponent of Talon’s choosing, in a match that is now putting Mosh’s “opt out” clause in jeopardy!
(Eli): Mosh has been claiming he has had relations with Talon’s younger sister Ally, and I think he has poked the bear one too many times. Tonight might not be a pretty evening for the Pretty Boy.
(Kelly): Speaking of “poking the bear” what about Buddy Zent and his critical words for our owner?
(Eli): Well Kelly, The rookie sensation, Buddy Zent has gone from opening shows to winning the TV title and I think his meteoric rise to stardom may have come too quickly because his ego, which was already huge, is now the size of something that is only comparable to the ego of our world champion, Michael Dredge.
(Kelly): He has gotten a bit full of himself no doubt, but is it wise to really call our boss “Tampon” Wilkinson?
(Eli): Rhetorical, I know… but I’ll answer. NO, it is a bad career move to get on the bad side of the boss, especially this early in your career.
(Kelly): Well folks, its time to get things underway, so…
Kelly is cut off as “Face to the Floor” by Chevelle begins to play over the PA and the fans instantly begin to boo as the owner of Code Red, Talon Wilkinson walks out onto the stage, microphone in hand.
(Kelly): Well, I guess we won’t start with a match tonight, the boss looks like he has something to say.
(Eli): It’s probably in response to what Buddy Zent had to say just moments ago. So uncalled for, especially since Talon is not kissing Dredge’s ass. He has not really done anything for the champ since Gravedigger left their alliance. So I think Zent’s comments have not only been out of place, but inaccurate.
Talon makes his way to the ring, clad in a black custom tailored suit accented with a striking purple tie. The fans continue to harass the boss as he stands in the center of the ring, a look of annoyance plastered on his face.
(Talon): Well I came out here to talk about a few things tonight, but then on my way out, I heard Buddy Zent’s little rant, and let me tell you something… I am sick and tired of that little punk running his mouth, and tonight I’m going to insure that he is put in his damn place!
The fans roar with a “Tampon” chant, which only enrages the owner even more.
(Talon): It’s fine, say whatever you like. You can scream YES, or say “WHAT” after every pause I make, or you can boo and chant “you suck” all that matters to me is that you are in the building, having paid your 35-150 dollars per ticket. You bought your right to try to egg me on, but I’m just telling you, that at the end of the day when you go back to your section 8 housing, and your food stamps, Im going back to my penthouse to drink champagne and enjoy my life.
The fans boo loudly as Talon cracks a hint of a smile.
(Talon): That’s right, you know I am right, but now back to business… It seems to me that over the past few weeks, young guys like Zent, and Chris Mosh have been working hard to get themselves in hot water, first you have Chris Mosh claiming to be sleeping with my sister.
The fans boo, as they still have a warm place in their hearts for the kinder of the Wilkinson siblings.
(Talon): Now I know for a fact that this is not true, as Ally has emphatically refuted the claims made by Mr. Mosh, in fact, she has gone on record as to deny ever being seen with him in the first place… Now I know Mosh is desperate for attention, so he probably grabbed one of the girls who looks like Ally outside waiting in line for an autograph and took her for a night on the town, and can you blame him? I mean, wouldn’t you be pissed if your boss was taking your sister home on the weekends, and taking her to Aspen during the off weeks?
A pocket of fans pops as Talon flashes a smile once again as he rolls on.
(Talon): So Chris finds himself in quite the predicament now. You see, Mr. Mosh beat Justice Legal a few matches back, and with that win, he “earned” the right to opt out of any match that involved a female competitor. Now that he has used that clause to opt out of his match against Buddy Zent and Jasmine Lee, a match that I might add, had serious implications on his status in the Television title hunt, he decided to opt out of the match and throw a temper tantrum…
The fans begin to chant “Mosh’s a P*ssy” as Talon continues on without pausing.
(Talon): So now Mosh is in a match against an opponent of my choosing, and since he decided to spout off at the mouth this week about my decision, he has now signed himself into a match that will cost him his opt out clause if he loses… and on top of that, if he loses this match tonight, he will find himself in a match with Jasmine Lee next Face Off, with a stipulation of her choosing!
The fans go wild as Talon makes the confirmatory announcement, answering questions about the rumors that have circled the past few days.
(Talon): So who is Mosh’s opponent tonight?
The fans begin to chant various names and holding up their signs for who they hope is in the match.
(Talon): ...Somebody out there said it… I heard it! …but you will all have to wait to see for yourselves, because Mosh isn’t going to find out until right before the bell rings… Now Mosh, this is all your own doing, and I hope this finally teaches you a lesson, a lesson I’ve been waiting to see someone teach you since you first stepped foot in the CRW with that silver spoon attitude. You’re about to be brought back down to the ground… Just like Mr. Zent.
The fans pop at the sound of Zent’s name.
(Talon): Buddy, you keep playing your games, but tonight you’ll see that I don’t have to “screw you” to teach you some respect, I’ve got something much better planned. I know that costing you matches will only fuel your little “intense” prince to go off on another over the top shpill from that trap you call a mouth. You’ll get all “INTENSE” on me and say I stink and I’m up Dredge’s rectum, when all you are doing is making yourself look like an overgrown pouting infant. The fact of the matter is that I do not “need” Buddy Zent, the CRW does not “need” Buddy Zent, there is not a first year rookie in the industry who is “needed” by a company. You could be the biggest flash in the pan since Bobby Lashley for all I know, so until you prove that you are a real “main eventer” why not switch to decaf and take a chill pill kiddo, or else I might have to put you down for a nap.
The fans are mixed on Talon’s words, as some of the fans seem to be supporting the owner while the others are die-hard against him.
(Talon): oh, and as for “ratings” since all of you pukes in the back like to bring them up and throw them around like you have access to such things, the segment of the program where Chris Mosh scored the upset win over Buddy Zent last week on Face Off, had the same rating as Zent’s last 3 promo TV slots. 1.7/3, and that’s mediocre gentlemen. .. Now we have a very interesting show tonight, so I am going to leave the ring and head back to my office, so enjoy tonight’s spotlight on Tag Team action…
Talon drops the mic and waves to the fans, still getting a mixed reaction as his music hits and he exits the ring.
(Eli): Wow, Talon doesn’t typically come out and address the crowd during Face Off, but he had some strong words for Mosh and Zent didn’t he?
(Kelly): just like we were just saying, its not a great idea to get on the boss’ bad side.
The camera cuts backstage where we go inside of the locker room of Jasmine Lee. She is getting ready for her match, deep in thought as she tapes her hands in preparation for her tag team match. she has so much running in her mind tonight, as she knows she needs this win. She puts on her black hood and places it over her head as she walks out of the locker room. The fans pop as the camera finds William Draconis standing outside of her locker room.… Jasmine looks up at him as she shakes her head.
(Jasmine): "I don't need this right now William. I said we will talk after the show."
Jasmine pushes passed him but she feels him grabbing her by her hand. Jasmine pulls away from him but he goes to grab her again, but he stops himself. He watches as she walks away, turning his frustrations on the door to her locker room. With one angry kick, he shoves his entire leg through the door, tearing it from the hinges.
Dragon: Fine we will talk later…
William stormed down the hall as the scene cuts back to ringside.
(Kelly): Oh, some tension going on in the locker room for Jasmine and Dragon… I wonder if this is about Zent’s rumors?
(Eli): Looks like it… but that’s not my business… Alright, lets try this again shall we? …First match of the night!