Post by Jun Mazuki on Jun 6, 2013 0:02:04 GMT -5
[Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid, ya’ll. He’s dressed in a vintage Lucifer Jones “Bitch-Maker“ T-shirt with aforementioned wrestler carving BITCH into Hero’s forehead on it. He’s also rocking a pair of baggy black jean shorts, and is sitting on top of a massively overstuffed bean-bag chair.
Next to him in a similarly overstuffed bean bag chair is Kilroy Evans who is dressed in a custom shirt of a bloodied Andrew Kincaid with a sickle stabbed into his foot, with the phrase "TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE" surrounding it.
The Dynamic Duo of Deathmatch Wrestling are sitting in front of a home theater where something amazing is about to be shown, it was delivered to them by a very wet Cameraman, why he was still wet after traveling to Utah from California is a mystery better left unsolved. rumors are that it contains the most recent video novella from “Primetime” Paul Roberts, and the Miracle ViolenceConnection Combination II are all hyped up to watch it.
The room falls dark and the shot changes to a very familiar one, with the two chairs seen and Drew and Kilroy’s heads are shown on the bottom of the screen, as if they were trapped in space and forced to watch horrible things in order to break their minds.]
Andrew “Carnage’ Kincaid: Yeah, we are Mystery Science 3000ing you, Paul, Tommy Weisau would be proud of your most recent foray into film making.
Kilroy Evans: I sat through Birdemic earlier. He's got some mighty big shoes to fill.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: If he lives up to his hype, he won’t. He can’t even be awful to the point of being entertaining, he’s just... there. Like wallpaper paste.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: I’ve seen those movies! Although he missed the boat he could have used a better Ghostbuster line.
Kilroy Evans: “We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass?”
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Hyep.
Kilroy Evans: I would've gone with "He slimed me!"
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Of course you would have.
[We watch the opening were “Primetime” Paul Roberts shows that his security is so lax that random people with cameras can get all the way onto his front porch and no alarms go off or anything. But he sure has cameras to look at people with.]
Primetime: Is this about Kincaid’s niece filming a promo?
Kilroy Evans: No, you won Publisher's Clearinghouse. Of course it is. Why else would anyone point a camera in your direction unless they had to?
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Wait, my niece? Abby did a promo?
Kilroy Evans: I think he means Joan.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: So he thinks me and Sunshine are blood, huh?
Kilroy Evans: It's not his fault he's a total goober.
[“Primetime” makes the camera crew stand in the rain, because he’s trying to show how much of a dick he is.]
Primetime: You know its awfully rude to just show up at my house at this hour, I was about to go to bed.
Cameraman: But don’t you have anything to say after Kincaid’s last promo?
Primetime: Kincaid’s promo? You mean that thing meant for children’s programming that his niece put out? That was dumb…
[The Headdroppin’ Uncle pauses the screen, and rewinds it a bit.]
Primetime: Kincaid’s promo? You mean that thing meant for children’s programming...
[Again.]
...that thing meant for children’s programming...
[Full stop.]
Andrew "Carnage" Kincaid: The only thing Roberts is doing here is trumpeting out of his ass in a gradual crescendo, as if he were trying to play "Hall Of The Mountain King."
Kilroy Evans: He really is full of crap beyond his years, isn't he? Feels like if he told us the sky is blue it'd only be a lucky guess.
Andrew “Carnage: Kincaid: I mean, I know I’ve been saying, “Do you even know who the fuck I am?” Like it’s a bitchin’ catch-phrase of late, but for a guy who said he was going to “do his homework” to call a promo with a Jun cameo, “children’s programming”?
Kilroy Evans: Yes, yes he’s a Bozzini Black Belt, we get it. Make with the movie.
[“Primetime” argues with the camera man over the quality of Da Mang’s promos.]
Primetime: Is this what you want Talon to see? You showing up at my house at this hour, standing out in the rain, acting like a complete moron saying you enjoy Andy “Carny” Kincaid promos?
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Did he just call me Andy?
Kilroy Evans: Do you want the truth? Or do you want me to go get some ice cream? I don't know what he's so flippant about. Carnies are a dangerous people when riled.
Andrew “Carnage: Kincaid: I’ll suffer through his horrible Law and Order rip-off, I’ll pretend not to notice that for all his promos where he does nothing but talk and never actually says anything is something that I am interested in, but I _will_not_ stand by and let this shaven goat-sack of a “Best Wrestler in the World” call me Andy.
Primetime: Oh yeah, I destroyed him. Well now I’m stuck, with this bumbling idiot, who leaves the daughter of his fat idiot tag team partner in charge of filming his promos that he is contractually obligated to submit for CRW.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Why does he think he knows what my contract says? Do you think he knows about the Yoo-Hoo clause?
Primetime: You realize not only do you admit you enjoy “Carny” Kincaid promos but now you allowed him to let a six year old girl do the promos for him. My guess is one of you two are getting fired.
Cameraman: Well it wasn’t us actually…
Primetime: Well you dodged a bullet there didn’t ya? Listen, I’m not a fan of people riding my coat tails. I’ve been around the block a few time, and its not the first time that someone followed up one of my promos doing the same thing I was doing. What I’m really wondering is if it was his idea? Or if his seven year old niece knows his contractual obligations better than he does.
Kilroy Evans: In the span of two sentences, my daughter aged a year.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: They grow up so fast.
Kilroy Evans: Pete sure is good with the math.
Andrew "Carnage" Kincaid: His name is---
Kilroy Evans: I know it's not Pete, but I forgot his name and definitely don't feel like going and looking it up.
Primetime: Only one per event? Good lord then why have I always been in such a hurry?
Cameraman: Well actually, you are far more active than most.
Primetime: Maybe I just have a lot to say, or maybe I just like it when the cameras come around. In any event, everyone knows life is better with more “Primetime” Paul Roberts on their TV.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Didn’t he just complain about the cameras being a bother to him like two minutes ago?
Kilroy Evans: He's being ironic, like all the hip kids. You know, like when someone says their favorite wrestler is "Primetime" Pete Roberts.
Primetime: I would like to point out that our good friend Andy “Carny” Kincaid only showed up for the final thirty seconds of that promo, you can hardly say that was a Kincaid promo. And no, I have no interest in the incoherent ramblings of a six year old girl. She thinks that Carny is going to kill me at Face Off? Well, unfortunately for her, she is going to be really upset. Little girl… I’m going to have to kick your uncle’s ass this Sunday. I’m sorry, please don’t cry. Don’t worry, after I kick his ass all over the Under Armor Arena I’ll make sure you get a signed “Primetime” Paul Roberts t shirt. Then hell… I’ll even throw in a “Best of” DVD produced by my production company and you can see what a real wrestler looks like. After its all said and done, maybe I’ll even adopt you, lets face it, your retard of a father isn’t the best guardian.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Man, if we had a dime for everytime someone said they’d make Joan cry because of the outcome of a wrestling match...
Kilroy Evans: Hey, she's six again. I don't watch Doctor Who, does it work that way? Also all custodial battles over Joan have to be settled the way God intended it...
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Cage match?
Kilroy Evans: CAGE. MATCH.
Cameraman: Um… I think that’s a tad out of line—
Primetime: What’s out of line? A six year old girl doing a promo? Yeah that is out of line, where are her parents? They don’t pay any attention to her! They leave her to stare into the eyes of the boogey man! But lets be real, Arny “The Carny” Kincaid isn’t the boogey man. I mean what is he gonna do? COMMIN GET ME?!?! Gonna come to the ring and eat worms are ya?
Kilroy Evans: No no, he's got the song wrong. See, nobody like HIM. Everybody hates HIM. He should go eat worms.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Where were her parents? Like the one who was driving her around during the entirety of the promo? Or the other one who was helping my Gram make delicious apple pie for her?
Kilroy Evans: When did you become the Boogeyman?
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: I beat Syberus at darts, so I got the rights to the Boogeyman nickname for a short period of time last year, around April.
Kilroy Evans: You know what's really out of line? The six year old doing a better promo than him.
Primetime: Eating worms supposed to intimidate me Andy? Lets be real, I’ve never once ever ran and hid from an opponent. I’m not hard to find, I talk early and often, and if you don’t like it I guess you can always just show up on Sundays. Only problem with that is, Carny’s been going around believing a lie, and letting a six year old girl tell him he’s the best in the world. There is only one best in the world and you are looking right at him. I’m the god damn boogeyman, I’ve put down more people like you than I can count, I’ve beaten legends and hall of famers, and I don’t hide behind little girls to do it. If you have something to say to me, come say it to my face this Sunday ya bum.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: So he’s the Boogeyman now. Maybe he will eat worms, cause that’s what the Boogeyman does, I guess.
Kilroy Evans: And what does that little girl have to back her up...other than massive amounts of video evidence?
Andrew "Carnage" Kincaid: You know, I heard that the real "Best In The World" operates out of Chicago.
Kilroy Evans: That's silly. Capone's been dead for decades.
Primetime: You know what? You go ahead and keep believing that I’m the one running scared, and when we meet in the ring this Sunday we will see just how scared I am. You wanna know why I ran a Primetime Production about me trying to find you? You want to know why everyone is laughing at you behind your back? You want to know why we ran the production in such a jokey tone? Its because everything you stand for, everything you are… is a joke.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Now he’s onto something, not the stuff about people laughing at me behind my back, but this bit about me being a joke? He might be onto something. I do stand for jokes, I stand for laughter, because you can’t spell slaughter without it. I enjoy my job, Paul...
Kilroy Evans: Pete.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: I like to bring a smile to people’s faces. Like this.
[Mister Fuckin’ Sunshine’s head appears in the corner where his beanbag chair is and he smiles his sinister smile.]
Kilroy Evans: Ooh, I like smiling too! Let me help!
[Kilroy’s head shot also appears, he’s got a grin on his face that would cause Vincent Price to shudder and double check his locks before going to sleep.]
Primetime: You are pathetic Kincaid, you’re nothing but a paper tag team champion in a federation without any real tag team champions. I could beat BOTH you and your retard tag team partner by myself. Hell, while you and your boys in “UnStable” play with dolls an mannequins I’ll continue to kick ass and win matches. I win matches and get the money, you guys keep playing with dolls and hangin around little kids. Hell, why not add your six year old niece into you’re “UnStable” group? She likes to play with barbies, she’ll fit right in.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Did we ever establish that Joan and I aren’t actually related? That she just calls me Unca as a pet name?
Kilroy Evans: We didn’t, but people who did their homework would know that already.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: And how dare you hang out with your child? And how dare I hang out with my god-daughter? We are horrible, awful people, Kilroy.
Kilroy Evans: You mean all the crippled wrestlers we’ve left in our wake?
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: No, I think he was talking about something else.
Kilroy Evans: You think that Barbie doll shot was an elaborate reference to Leon’s mannequins?
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Doubtful.
Kilroy Evans: Good, that means I can swipe it for me. Dibs! Dibs, I say!
Primetime: It’s over, It was over before it was signed. This is how its going to go, we walk to the ring, I kick his ass, I win with a smile on my face. Now get out of here… It’s over… Promo’s over. Go home. If you'll excuse me, I need to go take a dump. Go ask Kincaid about that, that's something he might actually know something about.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Way to spoil The Mad Pooper’s debut Paul.
Kilroy Evans: That doesn't sound right. Pete. Pete sounds right.
Andrew "Carnage" Kincaid: Who's going to watch a wrestler named The Mad Pete?
Kilroy Evans: I suppose you're right.
[Then we get one last quote to end the promo.]
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Why would riding with an older woman looking to have sex with a younger man be scary? Chris Mosh does it all the time.
Kilroy Evans: Well, that happened. It was no Manos, I'll tell you that much.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: All we learned is that Primetime didn’t bother to do anything he said, like look up simple basic facts about me, and got upset when I did his Carnage is Missing gag only you know good.
Kilroy Evans: It’s like comparing Twlight and Bram Stoker’s Dracula.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: All I know is that everything is better with Muppets.
Kilroy Evans: That’s for sure.
[The scene fades to Spray’s “Everything’s Better With Muppets”]
V/O Kilroy Evans: You think he’ll promo again?
V/O Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Dunno, you think Talon even watches his shit?
Next to him in a similarly overstuffed bean bag chair is Kilroy Evans who is dressed in a custom shirt of a bloodied Andrew Kincaid with a sickle stabbed into his foot, with the phrase "TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE" surrounding it.
The Dynamic Duo of Deathmatch Wrestling are sitting in front of a home theater where something amazing is about to be shown, it was delivered to them by a very wet Cameraman, why he was still wet after traveling to Utah from California is a mystery better left unsolved. rumors are that it contains the most recent video novella from “Primetime” Paul Roberts, and the Miracle Violence
The room falls dark and the shot changes to a very familiar one, with the two chairs seen and Drew and Kilroy’s heads are shown on the bottom of the screen, as if they were trapped in space and forced to watch horrible things in order to break their minds.]
Andrew “Carnage’ Kincaid: Yeah, we are Mystery Science 3000ing you, Paul, Tommy Weisau would be proud of your most recent foray into film making.
Kilroy Evans: I sat through Birdemic earlier. He's got some mighty big shoes to fill.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: If he lives up to his hype, he won’t. He can’t even be awful to the point of being entertaining, he’s just... there. Like wallpaper paste.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: I’ve seen those movies! Although he missed the boat he could have used a better Ghostbuster line.
Kilroy Evans: “We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass?”
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Hyep.
Kilroy Evans: I would've gone with "He slimed me!"
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Of course you would have.
[We watch the opening were “Primetime” Paul Roberts shows that his security is so lax that random people with cameras can get all the way onto his front porch and no alarms go off or anything. But he sure has cameras to look at people with.]
Primetime: Is this about Kincaid’s niece filming a promo?
Kilroy Evans: No, you won Publisher's Clearinghouse. Of course it is. Why else would anyone point a camera in your direction unless they had to?
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Wait, my niece? Abby did a promo?
Kilroy Evans: I think he means Joan.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: So he thinks me and Sunshine are blood, huh?
Kilroy Evans: It's not his fault he's a total goober.
[“Primetime” makes the camera crew stand in the rain, because he’s trying to show how much of a dick he is.]
Primetime: You know its awfully rude to just show up at my house at this hour, I was about to go to bed.
Cameraman: But don’t you have anything to say after Kincaid’s last promo?
Primetime: Kincaid’s promo? You mean that thing meant for children’s programming that his niece put out? That was dumb…
[The Headdroppin’ Uncle pauses the screen, and rewinds it a bit.]
Primetime: Kincaid’s promo? You mean that thing meant for children’s programming...
[Again.]
...that thing meant for children’s programming...
[Full stop.]
Andrew "Carnage" Kincaid: The only thing Roberts is doing here is trumpeting out of his ass in a gradual crescendo, as if he were trying to play "Hall Of The Mountain King."
Kilroy Evans: He really is full of crap beyond his years, isn't he? Feels like if he told us the sky is blue it'd only be a lucky guess.
Andrew “Carnage: Kincaid: I mean, I know I’ve been saying, “Do you even know who the fuck I am?” Like it’s a bitchin’ catch-phrase of late, but for a guy who said he was going to “do his homework” to call a promo with a Jun cameo, “children’s programming”?
Kilroy Evans: Yes, yes he’s a Bozzini Black Belt, we get it. Make with the movie.
[“Primetime” argues with the camera man over the quality of Da Mang’s promos.]
Primetime: Is this what you want Talon to see? You showing up at my house at this hour, standing out in the rain, acting like a complete moron saying you enjoy Andy “Carny” Kincaid promos?
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Did he just call me Andy?
Kilroy Evans: Do you want the truth? Or do you want me to go get some ice cream? I don't know what he's so flippant about. Carnies are a dangerous people when riled.
Andrew “Carnage: Kincaid: I’ll suffer through his horrible Law and Order rip-off, I’ll pretend not to notice that for all his promos where he does nothing but talk and never actually says anything is something that I am interested in, but I _will_not_ stand by and let this shaven goat-sack of a “Best Wrestler in the World” call me Andy.
Primetime: Oh yeah, I destroyed him. Well now I’m stuck, with this bumbling idiot, who leaves the daughter of his fat idiot tag team partner in charge of filming his promos that he is contractually obligated to submit for CRW.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Why does he think he knows what my contract says? Do you think he knows about the Yoo-Hoo clause?
Primetime: You realize not only do you admit you enjoy “Carny” Kincaid promos but now you allowed him to let a six year old girl do the promos for him. My guess is one of you two are getting fired.
Cameraman: Well it wasn’t us actually…
Primetime: Well you dodged a bullet there didn’t ya? Listen, I’m not a fan of people riding my coat tails. I’ve been around the block a few time, and its not the first time that someone followed up one of my promos doing the same thing I was doing. What I’m really wondering is if it was his idea? Or if his seven year old niece knows his contractual obligations better than he does.
Kilroy Evans: In the span of two sentences, my daughter aged a year.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: They grow up so fast.
Kilroy Evans: Pete sure is good with the math.
Andrew "Carnage" Kincaid: His name is---
Kilroy Evans: I know it's not Pete, but I forgot his name and definitely don't feel like going and looking it up.
Primetime: Only one per event? Good lord then why have I always been in such a hurry?
Cameraman: Well actually, you are far more active than most.
Primetime: Maybe I just have a lot to say, or maybe I just like it when the cameras come around. In any event, everyone knows life is better with more “Primetime” Paul Roberts on their TV.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Didn’t he just complain about the cameras being a bother to him like two minutes ago?
Kilroy Evans: He's being ironic, like all the hip kids. You know, like when someone says their favorite wrestler is "Primetime" Pete Roberts.
Primetime: I would like to point out that our good friend Andy “Carny” Kincaid only showed up for the final thirty seconds of that promo, you can hardly say that was a Kincaid promo. And no, I have no interest in the incoherent ramblings of a six year old girl. She thinks that Carny is going to kill me at Face Off? Well, unfortunately for her, she is going to be really upset. Little girl… I’m going to have to kick your uncle’s ass this Sunday. I’m sorry, please don’t cry. Don’t worry, after I kick his ass all over the Under Armor Arena I’ll make sure you get a signed “Primetime” Paul Roberts t shirt. Then hell… I’ll even throw in a “Best of” DVD produced by my production company and you can see what a real wrestler looks like. After its all said and done, maybe I’ll even adopt you, lets face it, your retard of a father isn’t the best guardian.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Man, if we had a dime for everytime someone said they’d make Joan cry because of the outcome of a wrestling match...
Kilroy Evans: Hey, she's six again. I don't watch Doctor Who, does it work that way? Also all custodial battles over Joan have to be settled the way God intended it...
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Cage match?
Kilroy Evans: CAGE. MATCH.
Cameraman: Um… I think that’s a tad out of line—
Primetime: What’s out of line? A six year old girl doing a promo? Yeah that is out of line, where are her parents? They don’t pay any attention to her! They leave her to stare into the eyes of the boogey man! But lets be real, Arny “The Carny” Kincaid isn’t the boogey man. I mean what is he gonna do? COMMIN GET ME?!?! Gonna come to the ring and eat worms are ya?
Kilroy Evans: No no, he's got the song wrong. See, nobody like HIM. Everybody hates HIM. He should go eat worms.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Where were her parents? Like the one who was driving her around during the entirety of the promo? Or the other one who was helping my Gram make delicious apple pie for her?
Kilroy Evans: When did you become the Boogeyman?
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: I beat Syberus at darts, so I got the rights to the Boogeyman nickname for a short period of time last year, around April.
Kilroy Evans: You know what's really out of line? The six year old doing a better promo than him.
Primetime: Eating worms supposed to intimidate me Andy? Lets be real, I’ve never once ever ran and hid from an opponent. I’m not hard to find, I talk early and often, and if you don’t like it I guess you can always just show up on Sundays. Only problem with that is, Carny’s been going around believing a lie, and letting a six year old girl tell him he’s the best in the world. There is only one best in the world and you are looking right at him. I’m the god damn boogeyman, I’ve put down more people like you than I can count, I’ve beaten legends and hall of famers, and I don’t hide behind little girls to do it. If you have something to say to me, come say it to my face this Sunday ya bum.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: So he’s the Boogeyman now. Maybe he will eat worms, cause that’s what the Boogeyman does, I guess.
Kilroy Evans: And what does that little girl have to back her up...other than massive amounts of video evidence?
Andrew "Carnage" Kincaid: You know, I heard that the real "Best In The World" operates out of Chicago.
Kilroy Evans: That's silly. Capone's been dead for decades.
Primetime: You know what? You go ahead and keep believing that I’m the one running scared, and when we meet in the ring this Sunday we will see just how scared I am. You wanna know why I ran a Primetime Production about me trying to find you? You want to know why everyone is laughing at you behind your back? You want to know why we ran the production in such a jokey tone? Its because everything you stand for, everything you are… is a joke.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Now he’s onto something, not the stuff about people laughing at me behind my back, but this bit about me being a joke? He might be onto something. I do stand for jokes, I stand for laughter, because you can’t spell slaughter without it. I enjoy my job, Paul...
Kilroy Evans: Pete.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: I like to bring a smile to people’s faces. Like this.
[Mister Fuckin’ Sunshine’s head appears in the corner where his beanbag chair is and he smiles his sinister smile.]
Kilroy Evans: Ooh, I like smiling too! Let me help!
[Kilroy’s head shot also appears, he’s got a grin on his face that would cause Vincent Price to shudder and double check his locks before going to sleep.]
Primetime: You are pathetic Kincaid, you’re nothing but a paper tag team champion in a federation without any real tag team champions. I could beat BOTH you and your retard tag team partner by myself. Hell, while you and your boys in “UnStable” play with dolls an mannequins I’ll continue to kick ass and win matches. I win matches and get the money, you guys keep playing with dolls and hangin around little kids. Hell, why not add your six year old niece into you’re “UnStable” group? She likes to play with barbies, she’ll fit right in.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Did we ever establish that Joan and I aren’t actually related? That she just calls me Unca as a pet name?
Kilroy Evans: We didn’t, but people who did their homework would know that already.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: And how dare you hang out with your child? And how dare I hang out with my god-daughter? We are horrible, awful people, Kilroy.
Kilroy Evans: You mean all the crippled wrestlers we’ve left in our wake?
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: No, I think he was talking about something else.
Kilroy Evans: You think that Barbie doll shot was an elaborate reference to Leon’s mannequins?
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Doubtful.
Kilroy Evans: Good, that means I can swipe it for me. Dibs! Dibs, I say!
Primetime: It’s over, It was over before it was signed. This is how its going to go, we walk to the ring, I kick his ass, I win with a smile on my face. Now get out of here… It’s over… Promo’s over. Go home. If you'll excuse me, I need to go take a dump. Go ask Kincaid about that, that's something he might actually know something about.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Way to spoil The Mad Pooper’s debut Paul.
Kilroy Evans: That doesn't sound right. Pete. Pete sounds right.
Andrew "Carnage" Kincaid: Who's going to watch a wrestler named The Mad Pete?
Kilroy Evans: I suppose you're right.
[Then we get one last quote to end the promo.]
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Why would riding with an older woman looking to have sex with a younger man be scary? Chris Mosh does it all the time.
Kilroy Evans: Well, that happened. It was no Manos, I'll tell you that much.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: All we learned is that Primetime didn’t bother to do anything he said, like look up simple basic facts about me, and got upset when I did his Carnage is Missing gag only you know good.
Kilroy Evans: It’s like comparing Twlight and Bram Stoker’s Dracula.
Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: All I know is that everything is better with Muppets.
Kilroy Evans: That’s for sure.
[The scene fades to Spray’s “Everything’s Better With Muppets”]
V/O Kilroy Evans: You think he’ll promo again?
V/O Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid: Dunno, you think Talon even watches his shit?