My Way 'Til Pay Day (Part 1)
Oct 30, 2016 0:50:02 GMT -5
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Post by emperobpalpaten on Oct 30, 2016 0:50:02 GMT -5
Talking Head
How did I find out about CRW re-opening? Was it Talon Wilkinson calling me and begging me to re-join his company? Did this Rorey guy try contacting me? Did somebody, ONCE, think to give me a call? No.
Now, to be honest, my answer would be no if they invited me back. The fact is that I am a household name without them. My reality show is top on the cable rankings and my merchandise sells like crazy. Believe it or not, despite what anyone in that old company may tell you, society is most interested in beautiful but vapid women who do not suffer consequences for their action. Society pretty much worships me and I barely had to lift a finger for it. Compare that to Talon's dog and pony show. Time and again, I was told that things can't be handed to me; I was villainized just for being myself. I have and always will be a truthful human being. I am not going to enter an arena and lie to the people about myself and who they are. I was certainly not going to kiss the rear ends of their heroes who we were supposed to cheer because why? Buck Dempsey was an old stubborn man who risked his health to prove a point ...a point he could not prove. Then he used said health as an excuse to why he lost a very important match to me instead of admitting that I beat him fair and square. Is that a hero to you? No, it was a koger trying to used his age for sympathy. Rex Evans was a criminal who choked at some of his biggest moments. Again, another person who fell during War Games when his company needed him most. He was given a second chance in the form of a World title reign and then he almost immediately lost to Diego ...who brought in a darkness into the company that very well could have been why it closed the last time. Yes, he tried to be a hero, but he ultimately failed. Adrian Spector beat up our future President without a cause other than he just wanted to put himself over by kicking the ass of a guy who was hated. Chris Mosh sexually harassed Alexis and myself upon our arrival in the company and then forged our images when rejected ...and he is your most sympathetic roster member? His attempts at suing us for threatening to sue him resulted in Talon having to owe us a few favors ...which resulted in us pretty much overthrowing the company.
These are your Hall of Famers and alumni. This is what Talon looks to bring back apparently.
Am I surprised that my name is not spoken in the same whisper of Buck Dempsey and Eddie Phoenix? Of course not. They have two seasons worth of rigging the system to favor some, but “forget” others. I was forgotten to time ...which apparently was where my invite went to. Again, I don't need them, but it just goes to show that they have piss poor priorities when it comes to their talent.
I SHOULD have gotten word of their revival from Talon himself ...and then he would be met with a dead phone line ….or however phones work these days.
I SHOULD have Rorey whatshisname knocking down my door wanting the only person who went from first to last in a War Games match and ended the career of a beloved icon in the same night.
I SHOULD have Buck Dempsey begging me to stay as far away from CRW as having to call every match of mine will make him cry.
None of that happened. Instead, I had to hear about CRW's from the free loader who is currently sleeping on my couch.
Katrina's Pent-House
Katrina: You know I only let you stay here because my producers say we have unique dynamic, right?
Alexis: Yep, and I am milking at least until the end of the election. God, what do I do if he actually becomes president? I'll be the first first lady to divorce the commander in chief.
Even though it is 10 in the morning, the woman formerly known as Alexis Prodigy (and maybe the future first lady) is laying on Katrina's couch in her t-shirt that doubles as pajamas. There is also a bong on the coffee table. Obviously, Little Miss Perfect is annoyed with the presence of her former tag team partner coming to live with her during what is supposed to be a quiet separation. Katrina only acknowledged her existence because she happened to be walking to her deck to practice her yoga. She pictures of world without anyone else in it to find her center. Also, she contractually obligated to converse with her friends and family that surround her when the cameras are rolling.
Katrina: I warned you.
Alexis: Warned me about what?
Katrina: About having sex. It is SO unnatural and way too close to where you poop and you pee.
The former Alexis Prodigy stood up while grabbing her bong from the coffee table and looking for her lighter.
Alexis: You didn't warn me about anything. I tried asking you for advice when we started hooking up and you gave me two hundred dollars and told me to go see a psychologist.
Katrina: A priest would have worked too. Save your blubbering for somebody's whose worthless job is to listen to people's meaningless drama. The point was that your life outside of me doesn't matter thus caring about anything is moot. But abstinence was implied. God knows the thought of anybody breeding gives me goose bumps.
The woman who became popular as Katrina Nova tried to move on past her former tag team partner, but people that weren't her had a way of prattling on and on.
Alexis: So ...have they contacted you?
Katrina opened up the door to her deck, answering her in a passive manner.
Katrina: Alexis, I have a million people trying to contact me everyday about merchandising, movie roles, and proposals for marriage ...you are going to have to narrow it down.
Alexis: You didn't here about it? I've had a million people texting me over the last few days about it.
Katrina: What are you talking about?
The current mrs. Harry Hanson blows out smoke and then coughs before looking back and answering her former tag team partner.
Alexis: Code Red Wrestling is back. I figured they would have been knocking down your door. They already have Mosh and Jacob Wilson.
THAT caught her attention. Not that she ever wanted to step back into a company that never seemed to understand her greatness, but because she was not the first person they contacted. After all she did for that company; after all she achieved, they would celebrate anyone over her. Have they met her, she's a big deal. Also, best looking member of the CRW roster hands down. That was worth something, right? How ignorant can one company be?
Katrina: Wait ...you are telling me that Code Something Whatever is returning?
Alexis: Yeah, though I think they have like a much smaller budget. Under Armor pulled out ...heh …
Katrina: So, it certainly isn't worth my time. If they can't keep one of their biggest sponsors, how can they expect their top star to come back?
It was Alexis' turn to look condescendingly at her former tag co-tag champ. She raised an eyebrow as she guzzled down a 2-liter of Astro cola to wash out the taste of bud.
Alexis: I wouldn't call either one of us their biggest stars. We accomplished some cool things …
Katrina: It was mostly me.
Alexis: Sure …anyways, yeah, you know you weren't their biggest name, even though you probably should have been.
Katrina: Yes, they certainly did love to glad hand senior citizens and convicts. And that one guy. You know the guy who was like their biggest star ...but nothing he did seemed to connect to anything substantial in the company. Jessie Thunderbird?
Alexis: Eddie Phoenix and yeah, those are the guys who were marketed. Face it, girl, we were written off as JUST a tag team. Hell, we might have even been a novelty. Seriously, in many ways were like that old creepy bald guy and the army of boy bands he assembled. We were young, good looking girls being exploited for our looks by an older, shady man. No wonder that we have been somewhat buried in company history.
Little Miss Perfect began to shake her head, not wanting to believe the things her partner was saying. Katrina slammed the door behind her and took something of a heroic stance.
Katrina: I refuse to believe that. Nobody was exploiting me …
Alexis: They were certainly exploited me.
Katrina: That is because you are gullible and have terrible daddy issues.
Alexis was going to say something back, but then nodded her head.
Alexis: Yeah, you pretty much nailed me there.
Katrina: But I was never exploited, nor was I novelty. I was something incredibly special; a rarity in their industry. I did things that even their most decorated champions couldn't do. I broke the spirits of the man who broke the spirits of Buddy Zent. They have the nerve to start back up and not call me? They might perceive me the way you say they do, but that certainly isn't right of them.
Alexis: What are you going to do about it? You going to force them to give you a contract?
Katrina: No, they don't deserve me. This misused me once, they are just going to do it again. And ...unless you haven't noticed, I am an actual celebrity now. They would have to pay high price for me. They want to disavow any knowledge of me? Fine. We will see where that gets them, which is probably out of business again.
Finally, Katrina walks outside to her porch where she does her yoga stretches. As Alexis takes another hit from her bong, she turns to see Katrina sitting indian style in the typical yoga pose. But instead of being at peace, she brow is furrowed and she has a look as if she just tasted something shower. She is a anger-yogaing.
To Be Continued...
How did I find out about CRW re-opening? Was it Talon Wilkinson calling me and begging me to re-join his company? Did this Rorey guy try contacting me? Did somebody, ONCE, think to give me a call? No.
Now, to be honest, my answer would be no if they invited me back. The fact is that I am a household name without them. My reality show is top on the cable rankings and my merchandise sells like crazy. Believe it or not, despite what anyone in that old company may tell you, society is most interested in beautiful but vapid women who do not suffer consequences for their action. Society pretty much worships me and I barely had to lift a finger for it. Compare that to Talon's dog and pony show. Time and again, I was told that things can't be handed to me; I was villainized just for being myself. I have and always will be a truthful human being. I am not going to enter an arena and lie to the people about myself and who they are. I was certainly not going to kiss the rear ends of their heroes who we were supposed to cheer because why? Buck Dempsey was an old stubborn man who risked his health to prove a point ...a point he could not prove. Then he used said health as an excuse to why he lost a very important match to me instead of admitting that I beat him fair and square. Is that a hero to you? No, it was a koger trying to used his age for sympathy. Rex Evans was a criminal who choked at some of his biggest moments. Again, another person who fell during War Games when his company needed him most. He was given a second chance in the form of a World title reign and then he almost immediately lost to Diego ...who brought in a darkness into the company that very well could have been why it closed the last time. Yes, he tried to be a hero, but he ultimately failed. Adrian Spector beat up our future President without a cause other than he just wanted to put himself over by kicking the ass of a guy who was hated. Chris Mosh sexually harassed Alexis and myself upon our arrival in the company and then forged our images when rejected ...and he is your most sympathetic roster member? His attempts at suing us for threatening to sue him resulted in Talon having to owe us a few favors ...which resulted in us pretty much overthrowing the company.
These are your Hall of Famers and alumni. This is what Talon looks to bring back apparently.
Am I surprised that my name is not spoken in the same whisper of Buck Dempsey and Eddie Phoenix? Of course not. They have two seasons worth of rigging the system to favor some, but “forget” others. I was forgotten to time ...which apparently was where my invite went to. Again, I don't need them, but it just goes to show that they have piss poor priorities when it comes to their talent.
I SHOULD have gotten word of their revival from Talon himself ...and then he would be met with a dead phone line ….or however phones work these days.
I SHOULD have Rorey whatshisname knocking down my door wanting the only person who went from first to last in a War Games match and ended the career of a beloved icon in the same night.
I SHOULD have Buck Dempsey begging me to stay as far away from CRW as having to call every match of mine will make him cry.
None of that happened. Instead, I had to hear about CRW's from the free loader who is currently sleeping on my couch.
Katrina's Pent-House
Katrina: You know I only let you stay here because my producers say we have unique dynamic, right?
Alexis: Yep, and I am milking at least until the end of the election. God, what do I do if he actually becomes president? I'll be the first first lady to divorce the commander in chief.
Even though it is 10 in the morning, the woman formerly known as Alexis Prodigy (and maybe the future first lady) is laying on Katrina's couch in her t-shirt that doubles as pajamas. There is also a bong on the coffee table. Obviously, Little Miss Perfect is annoyed with the presence of her former tag team partner coming to live with her during what is supposed to be a quiet separation. Katrina only acknowledged her existence because she happened to be walking to her deck to practice her yoga. She pictures of world without anyone else in it to find her center. Also, she contractually obligated to converse with her friends and family that surround her when the cameras are rolling.
Katrina: I warned you.
Alexis: Warned me about what?
Katrina: About having sex. It is SO unnatural and way too close to where you poop and you pee.
The former Alexis Prodigy stood up while grabbing her bong from the coffee table and looking for her lighter.
Alexis: You didn't warn me about anything. I tried asking you for advice when we started hooking up and you gave me two hundred dollars and told me to go see a psychologist.
Katrina: A priest would have worked too. Save your blubbering for somebody's whose worthless job is to listen to people's meaningless drama. The point was that your life outside of me doesn't matter thus caring about anything is moot. But abstinence was implied. God knows the thought of anybody breeding gives me goose bumps.
The woman who became popular as Katrina Nova tried to move on past her former tag team partner, but people that weren't her had a way of prattling on and on.
Alexis: So ...have they contacted you?
Katrina opened up the door to her deck, answering her in a passive manner.
Katrina: Alexis, I have a million people trying to contact me everyday about merchandising, movie roles, and proposals for marriage ...you are going to have to narrow it down.
Alexis: You didn't here about it? I've had a million people texting me over the last few days about it.
Katrina: What are you talking about?
The current mrs. Harry Hanson blows out smoke and then coughs before looking back and answering her former tag team partner.
Alexis: Code Red Wrestling is back. I figured they would have been knocking down your door. They already have Mosh and Jacob Wilson.
THAT caught her attention. Not that she ever wanted to step back into a company that never seemed to understand her greatness, but because she was not the first person they contacted. After all she did for that company; after all she achieved, they would celebrate anyone over her. Have they met her, she's a big deal. Also, best looking member of the CRW roster hands down. That was worth something, right? How ignorant can one company be?
Katrina: Wait ...you are telling me that Code Something Whatever is returning?
Alexis: Yeah, though I think they have like a much smaller budget. Under Armor pulled out ...heh …
Katrina: So, it certainly isn't worth my time. If they can't keep one of their biggest sponsors, how can they expect their top star to come back?
It was Alexis' turn to look condescendingly at her former tag co-tag champ. She raised an eyebrow as she guzzled down a 2-liter of Astro cola to wash out the taste of bud.
Alexis: I wouldn't call either one of us their biggest stars. We accomplished some cool things …
Katrina: It was mostly me.
Alexis: Sure …anyways, yeah, you know you weren't their biggest name, even though you probably should have been.
Katrina: Yes, they certainly did love to glad hand senior citizens and convicts. And that one guy. You know the guy who was like their biggest star ...but nothing he did seemed to connect to anything substantial in the company. Jessie Thunderbird?
Alexis: Eddie Phoenix and yeah, those are the guys who were marketed. Face it, girl, we were written off as JUST a tag team. Hell, we might have even been a novelty. Seriously, in many ways were like that old creepy bald guy and the army of boy bands he assembled. We were young, good looking girls being exploited for our looks by an older, shady man. No wonder that we have been somewhat buried in company history.
Little Miss Perfect began to shake her head, not wanting to believe the things her partner was saying. Katrina slammed the door behind her and took something of a heroic stance.
Katrina: I refuse to believe that. Nobody was exploiting me …
Alexis: They were certainly exploited me.
Katrina: That is because you are gullible and have terrible daddy issues.
Alexis was going to say something back, but then nodded her head.
Alexis: Yeah, you pretty much nailed me there.
Katrina: But I was never exploited, nor was I novelty. I was something incredibly special; a rarity in their industry. I did things that even their most decorated champions couldn't do. I broke the spirits of the man who broke the spirits of Buddy Zent. They have the nerve to start back up and not call me? They might perceive me the way you say they do, but that certainly isn't right of them.
Alexis: What are you going to do about it? You going to force them to give you a contract?
Katrina: No, they don't deserve me. This misused me once, they are just going to do it again. And ...unless you haven't noticed, I am an actual celebrity now. They would have to pay high price for me. They want to disavow any knowledge of me? Fine. We will see where that gets them, which is probably out of business again.
Finally, Katrina walks outside to her porch where she does her yoga stretches. As Alexis takes another hit from her bong, she turns to see Katrina sitting indian style in the typical yoga pose. But instead of being at peace, she brow is furrowed and she has a look as if she just tasted something shower. She is a anger-yogaing.
To Be Continued...