Post by emperobpalpaten on Oct 31, 2016 18:38:00 GMT -5
Talking Head
I have been Katrina's personal assistant, hair dresser, tailor, and whatever else she may need for the last five years. Let me tell you something, she is just as refined and classy as she tells everyone she is. She is a force of female empowerment. Now, some have said that her flaunting her body over others was sexist and falling into a male dominant world where a woman was only judged by the way she looked. Those people are the ones who are judging her by her appearance. They only see the most beautiful woman in the world and they believe that is all there is to her. Those people have never listened to her speak nor have they ever seen her wrestle. She is a woman who owns how she looks proves that you can be beautiful while still kicking ass. Why do you think this series has been running as long as it has?
It isn't because she is just some pretty face, it is because she is womanhood personified.
However, even I knew she was a bit off when she came in her for her manicure. Katrina normally stands tall and lets nothing get in her way ...but something was clearly bugging her. She had an annoyed look on her face, but not the usual annoyed look. That girl looked someone pissed in on her celery stick. If I would have known better, I would have guessed that someone close to her passed away , but everyone close to her works on this show. Also, she isn't exactly the grieving type. That girl wore clogs to her mother's funeral and then did a jig once that old woman was six feet under. No, there was something else that disturbed her. She must have felt wronged by someone or something. As we all know, Katrina is not a happy when she thinks she has been overlooked. She has been writing hate letters to the Emmy's for being snubbed every year for best actress ...even though as a reality personality, she ineligible.
I knew I had to get to the bottom of this and I was not the least bit surprised when she mentioned the name of the awful, awful company who mistreated her so badly.
D'KWQUAN's MANICURE STUDIO
D'kwquan: CRW? Girl, that company has been thankfully dead for three years now. Why are you pouting about that stupid place and their handsome, handsome, handsome owner.
Katrina: Apparently they have decided to make another go of it with a smaller budget. It is a pitiful attempt to re-live some forgotten nostalgia of a time long gone.
D'kwquan: Then why in the world are you stressing out about it?
As he feverishly polished her finger nails, she sighed and shook her head, almost ashamed that she was frustrated by this. Why should she care about some place that employed her years ago? These feelings made no sense; having feelings at all made no sense. Was it possible she was growing as a person? Nah.
Katrina: I am not stressing out about it. It is just …
D'kwquan: What is it girl? You can tell me.
Katrina: I don't think I can. It is this weird, silly thing that I am feeling and I know it is not real. Maybe someone spiked my purified, crystallized water.
D'kwquan: Is it because they didn't call and invite you into their little club? They have been trying to demean you like that since day once.
She sighed again and closed her eyes, hating that she was about to admit to this, but it had been eating her up inside. She just needed to say it.
Katrina: Maybe that nostalgia has gotten the best of me as well. I think I might actually miss being there ...or at least I miss something about what I used to do there.
A look of concern came over D'kwquan's face as he stopped polishing and immediately checked for a fever. There was another look of annoyance on her face as she did this as she knew she wasn't sick.
D'kwquan: Oh, heavens ...I think someone did spike your drink. I will call 911 immediately.
She held her hand up to stop him and he froze in place.
Katrina: No, it might just be a fleeting flu bug or something. It is something that I am sure it will go away. Why in the world would I want go back to being better than everyone else and getting boo'ed for it?
D'kwquan: Don't forget that time that Olympic Gold medalist tried forming a group that no one wanted to join, then asked you to be his valets.
Katrina: ...and then Alexis and I beat him up. Or that time that I played Talon like a fiddle just by sitting on his disgusting lap.
Her assistant begins to laugh with her as they mock the circus that was Code Red Wrestling.
D'kwquan: Yes, he gave you everything you wanted by looking at you. How about his right hand woman tried screwing you out of titles and you got back at her by taking her job.
Katrina: Yes, there by showing that I had the power to change the face of a company. Things are much better now where I have complete control over my life, sign autographs, sit around by the pool all day, and get paid for nothing ...with no one to really put in their place ...with no one to humble …
She began to trail off, realizing why she was overcome with longing for the “bad old days.” D'kwquan realized this and tried getting her back on track to what she was thinking
D'kwquan: I am humble in your presence.
Katrina: That isn't the same thing. You have always worshiped the ground I walked on ...rightfully so. What I did in CRW was different. I changed the tide and proved that most of those men were merely false idols.
D'kwquan: But did you see what it did to your complexion. You have been out three years now and you look at least ten years younger.
Katrina: At least I still look Asian. I know some people that leave a company and then come back looking like a whole other nationality.
D'kwquan: I believe that is called 'Alexis Terry Syndrome.'
They both looked at each other and then Katrina motioned for him to continue on with doing her nails. No matter what sort of turmoil she was in, she was going to look pretty being in it.
Katrina: No one told you to stop.
D'kwquan: I'm sorry, miss.
Katrina: It doesn't matter if I feel ill or not. There is no way that I am going to go back to a company that doesn't have the good sense to beg for me to come back. It is just bad business.
D'kwquan: So, you promise me that you are not going back there?
...she gave him a thoughtful look, but said nothing. This where we fade to commercial for the Buffy the Vampire Slayer marathon.
To Be Continued
I have been Katrina's personal assistant, hair dresser, tailor, and whatever else she may need for the last five years. Let me tell you something, she is just as refined and classy as she tells everyone she is. She is a force of female empowerment. Now, some have said that her flaunting her body over others was sexist and falling into a male dominant world where a woman was only judged by the way she looked. Those people are the ones who are judging her by her appearance. They only see the most beautiful woman in the world and they believe that is all there is to her. Those people have never listened to her speak nor have they ever seen her wrestle. She is a woman who owns how she looks proves that you can be beautiful while still kicking ass. Why do you think this series has been running as long as it has?
It isn't because she is just some pretty face, it is because she is womanhood personified.
However, even I knew she was a bit off when she came in her for her manicure. Katrina normally stands tall and lets nothing get in her way ...but something was clearly bugging her. She had an annoyed look on her face, but not the usual annoyed look. That girl looked someone pissed in on her celery stick. If I would have known better, I would have guessed that someone close to her passed away , but everyone close to her works on this show. Also, she isn't exactly the grieving type. That girl wore clogs to her mother's funeral and then did a jig once that old woman was six feet under. No, there was something else that disturbed her. She must have felt wronged by someone or something. As we all know, Katrina is not a happy when she thinks she has been overlooked. She has been writing hate letters to the Emmy's for being snubbed every year for best actress ...even though as a reality personality, she ineligible.
I knew I had to get to the bottom of this and I was not the least bit surprised when she mentioned the name of the awful, awful company who mistreated her so badly.
D'KWQUAN's MANICURE STUDIO
D'kwquan: CRW? Girl, that company has been thankfully dead for three years now. Why are you pouting about that stupid place and their handsome, handsome, handsome owner.
Katrina: Apparently they have decided to make another go of it with a smaller budget. It is a pitiful attempt to re-live some forgotten nostalgia of a time long gone.
D'kwquan: Then why in the world are you stressing out about it?
As he feverishly polished her finger nails, she sighed and shook her head, almost ashamed that she was frustrated by this. Why should she care about some place that employed her years ago? These feelings made no sense; having feelings at all made no sense. Was it possible she was growing as a person? Nah.
Katrina: I am not stressing out about it. It is just …
D'kwquan: What is it girl? You can tell me.
Katrina: I don't think I can. It is this weird, silly thing that I am feeling and I know it is not real. Maybe someone spiked my purified, crystallized water.
D'kwquan: Is it because they didn't call and invite you into their little club? They have been trying to demean you like that since day once.
She sighed again and closed her eyes, hating that she was about to admit to this, but it had been eating her up inside. She just needed to say it.
Katrina: Maybe that nostalgia has gotten the best of me as well. I think I might actually miss being there ...or at least I miss something about what I used to do there.
A look of concern came over D'kwquan's face as he stopped polishing and immediately checked for a fever. There was another look of annoyance on her face as she did this as she knew she wasn't sick.
D'kwquan: Oh, heavens ...I think someone did spike your drink. I will call 911 immediately.
She held her hand up to stop him and he froze in place.
Katrina: No, it might just be a fleeting flu bug or something. It is something that I am sure it will go away. Why in the world would I want go back to being better than everyone else and getting boo'ed for it?
D'kwquan: Don't forget that time that Olympic Gold medalist tried forming a group that no one wanted to join, then asked you to be his valets.
Katrina: ...and then Alexis and I beat him up. Or that time that I played Talon like a fiddle just by sitting on his disgusting lap.
Her assistant begins to laugh with her as they mock the circus that was Code Red Wrestling.
D'kwquan: Yes, he gave you everything you wanted by looking at you. How about his right hand woman tried screwing you out of titles and you got back at her by taking her job.
Katrina: Yes, there by showing that I had the power to change the face of a company. Things are much better now where I have complete control over my life, sign autographs, sit around by the pool all day, and get paid for nothing ...with no one to really put in their place ...with no one to humble …
She began to trail off, realizing why she was overcome with longing for the “bad old days.” D'kwquan realized this and tried getting her back on track to what she was thinking
D'kwquan: I am humble in your presence.
Katrina: That isn't the same thing. You have always worshiped the ground I walked on ...rightfully so. What I did in CRW was different. I changed the tide and proved that most of those men were merely false idols.
D'kwquan: But did you see what it did to your complexion. You have been out three years now and you look at least ten years younger.
Katrina: At least I still look Asian. I know some people that leave a company and then come back looking like a whole other nationality.
D'kwquan: I believe that is called 'Alexis Terry Syndrome.'
They both looked at each other and then Katrina motioned for him to continue on with doing her nails. No matter what sort of turmoil she was in, she was going to look pretty being in it.
Katrina: No one told you to stop.
D'kwquan: I'm sorry, miss.
Katrina: It doesn't matter if I feel ill or not. There is no way that I am going to go back to a company that doesn't have the good sense to beg for me to come back. It is just bad business.
D'kwquan: So, you promise me that you are not going back there?
...she gave him a thoughtful look, but said nothing. This where we fade to commercial for the Buffy the Vampire Slayer marathon.
To Be Continued